that there’s a kitten on my lap as i write this. also, there was a kitten curled up next to me  when i fell asleep last night and another one in the room when i woke up.plus i’m doing laundry fo free.

i’m fairly certain that is what heaven is like: kittens all over and free laundry.

dearest catherine,

yes/no?

**edit, to everyone else. would this be appropriate attire for a wedding this weekend?

nickelsandimes:

ohmygodimadeit: (7:54:58 PM) i’m about to watch move shake drop
ohmygodimadeit: (7:55:45 PM) i don’t think anyone other than us thinks this is funny
ims0h011yw00d: (7:55:49 PM) HAHAHAHA
ims0h011yw00d: (7:55:51 PM) i know right
ohmygodimadeit: (7:55:52 PM) but we laugh at it enough to make up for it

instead i’m trying on dresses and eating ice cream. helllllo womanhood.

also, i’m cracking up at move.shake.drop for the millionth time.

we’re legit legit.

ohhhkay faux finishing. you suck. i’d rather be working in metal, stone and wood than making shit look like metal, stone and wood.

let’s agree to disagree.

nickelsandimes:

1. Turn off your ringer in class. This is a professor pet peeve because it’s very distracting. Turn your phone on vibrate, or hey, just turn it off until class is over. It won’t kill you.
2. Don’t talk on your phone during class. Most students have the sense not to do this— but only most. How would you feel if someone called your professor during class and she took the call while she was trying to teach you?
3. Don’t text message in class. This drives professors crazy. This also goes for playing games, checking your email, and and doing anything else with your cell phone when someone’s trying to teach you something. Besides, you’re not going to be able to take effective class notes when you’re distracted.
4. Don’t annoy people with your ring tone. Unless you’re waiting for an important call, keep the volume down. And stay away from ring tones that people might find offensive or annoying.
5. Don’t annoy your roommate with your cell phone. This is a breach of good roommate etiquette. Again, keep the volume down. And it’s not okay for people to call you in the middle of the night, whether it’s on a land line or a cell phone. One thing that’s cool about cell phones: you can leave the room and talk privately— so don’t subject your roommate to your private conversations.
6. Put the phone down and talk to your fellow students. Class ends, and half the class reaches for their cell phones as they walk out the door. It’s sad. Take some time to chat with other students and the professor.
7. Keep your voice down. This is an important rule for all cell phone users to follow. Talk normally, or your going to drive people crazy. If you’re on a bus or other place where people can’t get away from you, be especially respectful.
8. No cell phones in the library or other designated quiet place. People are trying to study. Be polite!

i was just about to post something about #7, then saw you already had. why are we the same person??

(also, my rommate should read #4 & #5)

keeteebraswell:

nickelsandimes:

i just died. this is for you, rose. I can see robby chucklin’ while he put this costume together.

HAHAHAH this is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.  that totally made my morning. and he’s got the john face DOWN.

via

faux techniques